SHAKING LIKE A MONKEY
©1992 David Lefkowitz
I’m shakin’ like a monkey tonight.
I’m shakin’ like a monkey tonight.
With bananas in my head
And an ape-girl in my bed
I’m shakin’ like a monkey tonight.
I’m peeling like an onion today
I’m peeling like an onion, okay
There’s a sunspot on the moon
So I’m moving to Rangoon
I’m peeling like an onion today.
I’m dripping like pizza, my dear
A pepperoni pizza, I fear.
I got herpes, I got fleas
I got mozzarella cheese
I’m dripping like a pizza, this year.
I’m shakin’ like a monkey
(like a monkey)
A million-dollar monkey tonight
(He ain’t no flunky!)
I’ll push Tarzan off his rope
And declare myself the Pope
I’m shakin’ like a monkey
A hunky, funky monkey
A spunky, chunky monkey
I’m shakin’ like a monkey tonight!
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