ME
©1988 David Lefkowitz
I’m gonna find me some arable land
And then I’m gonna farm it
(Moo moo)
I’m gonna find me a beautiful wife
And then I’m gonna charm it
(Ooh ooh)
I’m gonna buy me a rare, exotic bird
And then I’m gonna perch it
(Caw caw!)
I’m gonna take someone’s good reputation
and maybe I’ll besmirch it
(tsk tsk tsk)
`cause I am an extraordinary fellow
I take a chance when other folks turn yellow
I’m gonna find me a homeless bum,
And then I will befriend it
I’m gonna make us a whole lotta money
And we’s a-gonna spend it
I’m gonna buy me a long blonde wig
And then I’m gonna curl it
I’m gonna catch me a tropical fish
And throw it in the terlit
`Cause I am an extraordinary fellow
When I confront a challenge, I say, “Hello!
Prepare to meet your maker:”
Me
I’m so happy I’m me
Nothing I’d rather be
Than me me me me
(snap snap snap snap)
I’m gonna buy me a cinnamon donut
And then I’m gonna dunk it
I’m gonna take the S.A.T., and I’m a-gonna flunk it.
I’m gonna go to a Chinese restaurant
And order me an egg roll
I’ll never do a movie nude scene
Unless it is integroll.
`Cause I am homosapiens perfection
To Darwin’s law of natural selection
I offer this correction:
Me.
I’m so happy I’m me
Nothing I’d rather be
It’s so easy to see
That I’m happy and free
`cause I’m me me me me
(snap snap snap snap)
I’m gonna write myself a speech,
And then I’m gonna wing it
I’m gonna dream a happy song
And then I’m gonna sing it.
`Cause I am a terrific human being
Each morning when I’m in the bathroom peeing
I know that I’ll be seeing:
Me
I’m so happy I’m me
No one I’d rather be
It’s so easy to see
That I’m jumping with glee (yeah!)
And I’m laughing, tee-hee
`cause I’m happy and free
Nothing I’d rather be
But Me
Me
Me!
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