Sheep Are Moist
(c)1982 Dave Lefkowitz
Oh, I am just a farming man
I wear a cowboy suit
The work is hard, the pay is bad
but the sheep are moist and cute.
I love them up
I love them down
I love them north and south
There’s no VD they can give me
Only hoof and mouth.
Oh, I dig rams and tender lambs
and geese are quite all right.
The deepest throats
belong to goats
but watch out when they bite.
My wife called me a sick individual
and I believed her, of course.
But I stopped feeling sorry
the night I caught her
underneath a pig, a chicken and a horse.
Now, if my flock get tired of me
and no longer bend over
I’ll cry awhile
But then I’ll smile,
There’s always Fido and Rover.
Oh, I’m a raunchy ranchin’ boy
A cattleman by choice.
If God said, with sheep we should not sleep,
then why did He make them moist?
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